May 3, 2011

Kiss Our Sass

So it goes a little something like this... My friend Mely over at Sex, Lies and Bacon and I had too much to drink one night while on the phone with each other a temporary moment of genius while discussing ways as single moms we can make some extra money without having to learn how to pole dance because honestly I'm too fat for a stripper pole and have partnered up to bring you some of the funniest shirts you'll find around. And this is how Kiss our Sass was born. I could be still drunk tooting our own horn a bit but these shirts are kinda sorta full of awesome and I really hope you'll check them out. I know, I'm an asshole for saying how great they are but it's true. If we don't believe in ourselves who will? So how about you help keep a couple of single moms off the stripper pole because seriously Mely is a complete hot box but I'm a total prude, can't walk in high heels and would need a construction crew to build support beams to hold my boobs back in place and check out our shop. Oh, and if you could tell a friend, that would be even more super duper awesome. We have shirts for everyone, even those without kids, ex-husbands or a vagina. If you've already been to our store stop by again because we've made some changes.

Also, because deep down in our dark, snarky, bitter little hearts we're actually pretty decent broads we've decided to donate $1 of every shirt sold to Hannah's House - San Diego. We hope they don't mind, you know, since we kind of have potty mouths and all.




xoxo,
Single Mom Survives

3 comments:

  1. LOVE them!!! You are fantastic!!! My fav was the one about my grammar may suck but my boobs are fantastic ;)

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  2. I added you in my blogroll. I hope it’s ok with you. :)

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